June 23, 2026:
“Fireworks Not an Appropriate Celebration”

“Next week, we celebrate our 250th anniversary of independence. A few weeks ago, we celebrated Memorial Day, where we honored men and women who had made the ultimate sacrifice. I’m as patriotic as the next guy, but over the years, I have come to dread these holidays, and I can explain my disdain in one word: Fireworks.”

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June 16, 2026:
“‘Triad’s Best’ Is Rigged!”

“There’s an ongoing debate over how and when votes are tabulated in states like California and Florida, but they can’t hold a candle to YES! Weekly, and the egregious election fraud involved with ‘Triad’s Best’.”

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June 9, 2026:
“Erection Deniers”

“2026 has been a particularly busy year for adulterous politicians. It’s not yet half over, and already we’ve learned about a number of high-profile political scandals. This type of behavior is nothing new, and to prove my point, let’s travel down memory lane for a look back at some famous elected officials who strayed.”

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June 2, 2026:
“Late-Night Talk Shows On the Way Out?”

“As a broadcast veteran of 56 years, I believe strongly in freedom of expression, and I abhor any form of censorship. No one should lose their job for speaking truth to power, but they CAN lose their job if they lose sight of their primary mission. For hosts of network TV shows, that mission is to entertain and hold as many viewers as possible.”

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